On 25 May 2026 KongoBoys began a sustained campaign against Profession Heaven — up to 1,700 territory exchanges a week — ending the neutral profession-XP guild's five years of protected status. Ongoing as of September 2026.
Background
Profession Heaven had been a protected neutral guild since 25 Jan 2021, when Goose and Artemis jointly guaranteed its status and granted it Silent Expanse territory as a public profession-XP guild (Profession Heaven neutrality)[1]. The protection carried through both alliances' successors, and Profession Heaven itself was a member of Cucumber Company and smtn elf — as was KongoBoys, its future attacker[2].
Course of the war
On 25 May 2026 KongoBoys began a sustained campaign against Profession Heaven, running as high as 1,700 territory exchanges a week — ending more than five years of neutrality[3]. Like every conflict of the private-diplomacy era, the war carried no declaration, no stated cause and no named coalition. The campaign is ongoing as of September 2026[4].
Aftermath
The attack closed the era's longest-standing diplomatic arrangement — the only guild ever protected by both sides of a map-wide war. Whatever caused the break between the two former smtn elf allies is unrecorded.